JOKE : GOD IS A MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

After Five years of winning
no trophy, the Arsenal
Football Club Fans killed their
coach Arsene Wenger. He
goes to Heaven and God
takes him on a tour. He
shows Wenger a little 1-
bedroom house with a faded
Arsenal Flag banner hanging
from the front porch. "This is
your home, Coach. Most
people don't get their own
house up here," God said.
Mr Wenger looks at the
house, then turns around
and looks at the one sitting
on the top of the hill. It's a
huge two-story mansion with
white marble columns and
little patios under all of the
windows. Manchester United
flags line both sides of the
sidewalk with a huge purple
and gold Manchester United
banner hanging between the
marble columns.
"Thanks for the home, God,
but let me ask you a
question. I get this little 1
bedroom house with a faded
Arsenal banner, and Alex
Ferguson gets a mansion
with new Manchester United
banners and flags flying all
over the place. Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously
for a moment and then
replies, "That's not
Ferguson ’s house, that's
mine!!"